June 2012
May 2012
ihate fucking crying and i justwant to not be...
To this day there is absolutely nothing that makes...
zuky:
mishachu:
funeralfrost:
Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.
starring helena bonham carter as johnny depp
Co-starring Johnny Depp as Helena Bonham Carter.
Casually dying of sexual frustration.
My turn to play hard to get, yah bitch!
Or at least try, because it’s really hard for me to do lol.
Teacher: Why did you not study?
Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday.
That awkward moment when you have to make up an... →
smokeporch:
GIRLS ONLY, jk kinda!
25 DEEP Questions.
1. What is more difficult for you, looking into someones eyes when you are telling someone how you feel, or looking into someones eyes when they are telling you how they feel?
~Looking into their eyes telling them how I feel
2. Think of the last time you were REALLY angry. WHY were you angry? Do you still feel the same way?
~This girl I'm talking to pisses me the fuck off, all the time. I feel okay now, but guarentee I'll get pissed off again
3. You are on a flight from Honolulu to Chicago non-stop. There is a fire in the back of the plane. You have enough time to make ONE phone call. Who do you call? What do you tell them?
~I definiely call my mom. I'd love to call my friends, but out of everyone I call my mom and just tell her I love her and I might not make it.
4. You are at the doctor’s office and he has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? What do you do with your remaining days? Would you be afraid?
~I tell everyone I'm dying because I don't want it to be a shock even though it would be difficult. I'd just tell people how I felt about them and do every scary thing possible, like skydiving. I would be terrified.
5. You can have one of the following two things. Which do you choose? Why? Love and Trust.
~I choose trust because I wouldn't be happy with love if I couldn't trust them.
6. You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late even once more, you are fired. Do you take the time to save the dogs life? Why or Why not?
~Save the dog! I couldn't just leave them there, I can find another job.
7. Would you rather be hurt by the one you trust the most or the one you love the most?
~The one I love the most. One you eff up my trust, it's gone.
8. Your best friend confesses that he/she has feelings for you more than just friendship. He/she is falling in love with you. What do you (or did you) do/say?
~If I'm single, I fer sure give it a chance. I'd say we can try it and see what happens.
9. Think of the last person who you know that died. You have the chance to give them 1 hour of life back, but you have to give up one year of yours. Do you do it? Why or Why not?
~In a HEARTBEAT! They're life is worth it.
10. Are you the kind of friend that you would want to have as a friend?
~Definitely!
11. Does love = sex?
~Definitely not
12.Your boss tells your coworker that they have to let them go because of work shortage, and they are the newest employee. You have been there much longer. Your coworker has a family to support and no other means of income. Do you go to your boss and offer to leave the company? Why or Why not?
~I don't only because I've worked so hard to be where I'm at and I need my job.
13.When was the last time you told someone HONESTLY how you felt regardless of how difficult it was for you to say? Who was it? What did you have to tell the person?
~It's been a really long time, twy years actually. It was my ex and I told her I was falling for her, worst mistake of my life
14. What would be (or what was) harder for you to tell a member of the opposite sex, you love them or that you do not love them back?
~That I loved them.
15. What do you think would be the hardest thing for you to give up? Why would it be hard to lose?
~My friends and family would be because even after everything I've been through, they're still here.
16. Excluding romantic love, when was the last time you told someone you loved them. Who were they to you?
~My bestie Bebe!
17. If there was one moment and one time in the last month what would you change and why?
~I wouldn't say yes to Anita asking me out, especally because it lasted three days and now we're like stuck because she doesnt know what she wants.
18.Imagine it is a dark night, you are alone, it is raining outside, you hear someone walking around outside your window. WHO do you wish was there with you?
~Obviously Anita because she's my girl thing, but my brother fer sure!
19. Would you give a homeless person CPR if they were dying? Why or Why not?
~I would because they need to live.
21.You are holding onto your grandmother’s hand and the hand of a newborn that you do not know as they hang over the edge of a cliff. You have to let one go to save the other. Who do you let fall to their death? What was your rationale for making the decision?
~I think I pick the newborn but I'd never know until it happened. They have their whole lives ahead of them. Though I would sacrifice myself for both.
22. Are you old fashioned?
~No
23. When was the last time you were nice to someone and did NOT expect anything in return for it?
~
I'm nice to people at work and doen't expect anything in return.
24.Which would you choose, true love with a guarantee of a broken heart, or never loved at all? Why?
~Broken heart, I've learned from mine.
25.If you could do anything or wish anything, what would it be?
~I would wish to be healthy. If I we're smaller and healthy, life would be gooood.
I love Anderson Cooper so much. He was talking to...
Cooper: I imagine if it was putting Jews behind electrified fences, you'd be saying something different.
Pritchard: Now, here we go again. We all know that's not gonna happen--
Cooper: Actually, that has happened. It's called the Holocaust.
jack-sparrow:
oh right.
the poison.
the poison for kuzco.
the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco.
kuzco’s poison.
Things parents forget to tell their children: →
Bodies are hairy. No matter the gender, your face will have hair and that is more than okay.
Your butthole is going to have some hair too. And maybe your nipples. And your tummy. And where ever else.
Stretch marks. Those are a thing. Everyone gets ‘em. If you don’t, you probably don’t have skin.
Vaginas smell. Every vagina has a scent. Don’t worry about it! (Unless something seems wrong, then...
the-vashta-nerada:
hey bro
bro
broski
brosicle
broseidon, god of the brocean
brotato chip
brotein shake
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barack brobama
teddy brosevelt
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adrien brody
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napoleon bronaparte
brobo cop
leonardo dicapribro
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bro nye the science guy
selena bromez
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brohemian rhapsody
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